*This is not actually Anne Hathaway’s “for your consideration” video*. But it probably should be.
The parody was made by Alberto Belli, with actress Emma Fitzpatrick (who can actually sing really well) as Anne.
A sampling of lyrics:
“I played a prostitute who died/her life was really sad and awful”
“I was bold and unafraid; I let them give me this new haircut”
“And I lost half my bodyweight/but then they never did a wideshot.”
“And though I had to blow my nose/I did it all in one take, bitches.”